Customer wandering around the ground floor.
Bookseller: "Do you need any help sir?"
Customer: "No, why? Do I look like I need any help??"
Customer: „Where
are your books?“
Customer: „I'd like the map of the world that costs 12.95. The medium size."
Bookseller (calling for his colleague):
„Lukasz!“
Customer:
„Yes I'm paying by cash.“
Customer: "Do you sell Bibles?"
Bookseller: "No, sorry..."
Customer: "But Bible is a way to heaven and you are travel bookshop!"
Customer: „Is
it a globe of the world?“
Customer: „Do you have round atlas?“ (globe)
Customer: "Have you got any travel acessories for pets here?"
Bookseller: "Can you give me an example?"
Customer: "For example a little globe for a cat."
Customer: "Do you do students discount?"
Bookseller: "No, sorry..."
Customer: "Do you do celebrity discount?" Customer: „Do you have round atlas?“ (globe)
Customer: "Do you have any books set in Paris? Oh forget it, I've read them all..."
Customer: „Can
I pilot a yacht from Dominica to Barbados with this map if the
volcano errupts?“
Having bought an AZ map of London, a customer came back a minute later and asked how to get to Oxford street...
Customer: "You sell legendary Moleskines. Do you also sell legendary Filofaxes?"
Customer: "Do you have students for discount?"
Sticker "This is rubbish" was left by costumer in Henry Kissinger's book The World Order...
Customer: "Are the batterries included in the compass?"
Customer: "Is Poland part of Europe?"
Customer: "Do you have a signed copy of "Go set a watchman?"
Bookseller: "No, sorry, we don't."
Customer: "Of course you don't. I'm the only one who does."
Customer: "Do you sell waterproof Bibles? In English please..."
Customer showed the bookseller a picture of dog in a harlequin/clown costume asking: "Do you have anything similar to that?"
Customer: "Do you know when Christmas is?"
Customer: "What a fabulous shop! Full of junk!"
Customer: "Do you sell books about sports?
Bookseller: "Not really, we are a travel bookshop."
Customer: "Trouble bookshop???"
Customer: "I want to use a toilet. How do I do it?"
Customer (already buying 6 maps by the cash desk): "There should be a travel bookshop nearby. Do you know where it is?"
Bookseller: "Well, that's us. We are travel bookshop."
Customer (looking genuinly surprised): "Really?? Because I didn't find a map I was looking for here..."
Customer: "Do you have a book called why men love bitches?"
Customer: "Do you sell Pedophiles guide?"
Two teenage girls lean over the counter whispering: "Where is your conspiracy section?"
Customer: "Can you tell me a way to a good bookshop?"
Related link:
Weird things customers say in bookshops
Having bought an AZ map of London, a customer came back a minute later and asked how to get to Oxford street...
Customer: "You sell legendary Moleskines. Do you also sell legendary Filofaxes?"
Customer: "Do you have students for discount?"
Sticker "This is rubbish" was left by costumer in Henry Kissinger's book The World Order...
Customer: "Are the batterries included in the compass?"
Customer: "Is Poland part of Europe?"
Customer: "Do you have a signed copy of "Go set a watchman?"
Bookseller: "No, sorry, we don't."
Customer: "Of course you don't. I'm the only one who does."
Customer: "Do you sell waterproof Bibles? In English please..."
Customer showed the bookseller a picture of dog in a harlequin/clown costume asking: "Do you have anything similar to that?"
Customer: "Do you know when Christmas is?"
Customer: "What a fabulous shop! Full of junk!"
Customer: "Do you sell books about sports?
Bookseller: "Not really, we are a travel bookshop."
Customer: "Trouble bookshop???"
Customer: "I want to use a toilet. How do I do it?"
Customer (already buying 6 maps by the cash desk): "There should be a travel bookshop nearby. Do you know where it is?"
Bookseller: "Well, that's us. We are travel bookshop."
Customer (looking genuinly surprised): "Really?? Because I didn't find a map I was looking for here..."
Customer: "Do you have a book called why men love bitches?"
Customer: "Do you sell Pedophiles guide?"
Two teenage girls lean over the counter whispering: "Where is your conspiracy section?"
Customer: "Can you tell me a way to a good bookshop?"
Related link:
Weird things customers say in bookshops
